The maid was here today and everything. Obviously.
Aside: Interesting thing that I can't prove because I heard it from a real live person, and Sir Google cannot verify:
There are two types of patent applications the U.S. patent office will categorically discard upon receipt:
1. Applications to patent perpetual motion machines.
2. Applications to patent things that will help you find your keys.
But how come? I mean, how awesome would it be if you could call your keys like you can call your cell phone?
Darn you, U.S. Patent Office!
Update!! 11:10 PM
Keys FOUND!
Special Bonus Find: LIVING ROOM!
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